lunedì 25 agosto 2014

TOC TOC... it's not the room service


Nowadays, alarm clocks are no more needed in hotel rooms because everybody has a mobile phone. But in some hotels I find big clocks making TOC TOC in my hear.

Solutions:
a- removing the battery;
b- putting the clock in the closet;
c- putting the clock outside the room;
d- putting the clock on the night table close to the decorator (obviously he cannot have this clock, because nobody wants it).

Shower maintenance





When the shower is broken (i.e. the shower holder is weak), the only solution is to change it, not having customers getting crazy.

Soap?





I think I'm a lucky person: my mother always finds the soap bottle empty!

Please, sometimes verify soap bottles.

sabato 9 agosto 2014

Two hearts and...

..one hook!



I've never understood why in many hotel rooms for 2 people, in bathrooms there is only one hook. How much do they cost?